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The best quotes from Charlie Sheen’s Today Show & ABC appearances (Photo: ABC News/Reuters)On being on drugs:“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”On how he avoids relapsing:“I just don’t do it. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”On himself:“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

The best quotes from Charlie Sheen’s Today Show & ABC appearances (Photo: ABC News/Reuters)

On being on drugs:
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

On how he avoids relapsing:
“I just don’t do it. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

On himself:
“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”