While the earthquake that shook much of the U.S. East Coast yesterday was mostly a dud, it did crack part of Washington Monument and, tragically, wreaked havoc on the cereal aisle of Millers Market in Mineral, Virginia. (Photo: Scott Olson/Getty Images)
This is how I’m leaving work on my last day. Just gonna run up and down the aisles knocking things down, screaming...
Food surfing.
I Didn’t do it.
Heaven?
TRAGIC D:
I will volunteer to help clean up the situation by eating. All of it.